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<description>Funny and Crazy Videos</description>
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<title>Attack of the child-hulk</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Attack_of_the_child-hulk-bial.html</link>
<description>Some asshat learns the hard way not to mess with the quiet kid in the class.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Attack of the child-hulk</media:title>
<media:description>Some asshat learns the hard way not to mess with the quiet kid in the class.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Fan attacks mma fighter</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Fan_attacks_mma_fighter-4h41.html</link>
<description>So you decided to tackle and attack a professional fighter?  Im not sure you thought that great plan all the way through.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Fan attacks mma fighter</media:title>
<media:description>So you decided to tackle and attack a professional fighter?  Im not sure you thought that great plan all the way through.</media:description>
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<title>Tire takes out semi truck</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Tire_takes_out_semi_truck-2b1k.html</link>
<description>Why do rogue tires hate our nations truckers?</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Tire takes out semi truck</media:title>
<media:description>Why do rogue tires hate our nations truckers?</media:description>
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<title>Car jump failure</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Car_jump_failure-7834.html</link>
<description>Here that banging?  Thats the sound of your dumb ass dying.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Car jump failure</media:title>
<media:description>Here that banging?  Thats the sound of your dumb ass dying.</media:description>
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<title>Girl with huge rack plays guitar hero</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Girl_with_huge_rack_plays_guitar_hero-9gd2.html</link>
<description>With boobs like that, who needs any other skills?</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Girl with huge rack plays guitar hero</media:title>
<media:description>With boobs like that, who needs any other skills?</media:description>
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<title>Extreme domino effect</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Extreme_domino_effect-ih30.html</link>
<description>A whole bunch of giant cranes get taken out.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Extreme domino effect</media:title>
<media:description>A whole bunch of giant cranes get taken out.</media:description>
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<title>Man beats up windshield washer</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Man_beats_up_windshield_washer-hfhb.html</link>
<description>I hate it when bums come and splash dirty water all over my car too.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Man beats up windshield washer</media:title>
<media:description>I hate it when bums come and splash dirty water all over my car too.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Dash cam catches horrific accident</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Dash_cam_catches_horrific_accident-k24d.html</link>
<description>Women in SUVs, is there anything they cant destroy?</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Dash cam catches horrific accident</media:title>
<media:description>Women in SUVs, is there anything they cant destroy?</media:description>
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<title>Intersection crash launches biker</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Intersection_crash_launches_biker-aflf.html</link>
<description>Id never hit the road in anything smaller than a tank in a country where getting loaded on vodka is the national pastime.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Intersection crash launches biker</media:title>
<media:description>Id never hit the road in anything smaller than a tank in a country where getting loaded on vodka is the national pastime.</media:description>
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<title>Car hoist failure</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Car_hoist_failure-bg26.html</link>
<description>Maybe you shouldnt be picking up vans and SUVs with a lift meant for small cars?</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Car hoist failure</media:title>
<media:description>Maybe you shouldnt be picking up vans and SUVs with a lift meant for small cars?</media:description>
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<title>Train crash creates huge fireball</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Train_crash_creates_huge_fireball-5fk5.html</link>
<description>What the hell did they have on that thing, a small nuke?</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Train crash creates huge fireball</media:title>
<media:description>What the hell did they have on that thing, a small nuke?</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Drunken baby shower</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Drunken_baby_shower-65dk.html</link>
<description>Its called a baby shower, not a night out at the clubs you skanky ho.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Drunken baby shower</media:title>
<media:description>Its called a baby shower, not a night out at the clubs you skanky ho.</media:description>
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<title>Catch &amp; chug</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Catch__chug-5c0i.html</link>
<description>Thats how its done, sports fans!</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Catch &amp; chug</media:title>
<media:description>Thats how its done, sports fans!</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Granny attack</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Granny_attack-9fc4.html</link>
<description>Some crazy grandmother starts attacking random people in the street.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Granny attack</media:title>
<media:description>Some crazy grandmother starts attacking random people in the street.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Technoviking takes the hobbits</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Technoviking_takes_the_hobbits-clc6.html</link>
<description>Where is he taking them again?</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Technoviking takes the hobbits</media:title>
<media:description>Where is he taking them again?</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Little kid gets run over</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Little_kid_gets_run_over-i1j2.html</link>
<description>Someone forgot to tell him not to play in the street, apparently.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Little kid gets run over</media:title>
<media:description>Someone forgot to tell him not to play in the street, apparently.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Massive parkour failure</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Massive_parkour_failure-klgb.html</link>
<description>If you were attempting to dive head-first into a potted plant off a high building, then you succeeded fantastically.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/aa56j346dj6dj8h3.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Massive parkour failure</media:title>
<media:description>If you were attempting to dive head-first into a potted plant off a high building, then you succeeded fantastically.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Britney spears cant sing</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Britney_spears_cant_sing-b2be.html</link>
<description>No mater how bad you may think Britneys music is, trust me, reality is worse.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Britney spears cant sing</media:title>
<media:description>No mater how bad you may think Britneys music is, trust me, reality is worse.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Girl passes out from keg stand</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Girl_passes_out_from_keg_stand-cehj.html</link>
<description>Shit, weve got an unconscious girl in our garage, what should be do with her?</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/115g0cl6a4l2dj28_07.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Girl passes out from keg stand</media:title>
<media:description>Shit, weve got an unconscious girl in our garage, what should be do with her?</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Stupid girl wrecks atv</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Stupid_girl_wrecks_atv-6ca3.html</link>
<description>Laugh now, Dad; in a few years, shell be wrecking your car.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Stupid girl wrecks atv</media:title>
<media:description>Laugh now, Dad; in a few years, shell be wrecking your car.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Soulja pooh</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Soulja_pooh-cj25.html</link>
<description>Oh bother, lets crank dat again...</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/04b7dd6h6djk03ia_04.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Soulja pooh</media:title>
<media:description>Oh bother, lets crank dat again...</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Cop accidentally shot in courthouse</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Cop_accidentally_shot_in_courthouse-fg63.html</link>
<description>A gun accidentally goes off in a courthouse, injuring a cop.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/ggk83jkk5ai17j6k.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Cop accidentally shot in courthouse</media:title>
<media:description>A gun accidentally goes off in a courthouse, injuring a cop.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Attack of the roller ninjas</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Attack_of_the_roller_ninjas-207f.html</link>
<description>Some ninjas discover its actually harder to flip out and kill people on roller skates...</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/d9d0h67e71c4691a_10.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Attack of the roller ninjas</media:title>
<media:description>Some ninjas discover its actually harder to flip out and kill people on roller skates...</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Six million dollar man vs. big foot</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Six_million_dollar_man_vs_big_foot-b008.html</link>
<description>Monkey vs. Robot!</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/g4g2i8k8aa48a5gb_07.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Six million dollar man vs. big foot</media:title>
<media:description>Monkey vs. Robot!</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Diet coke and mentos enema</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Diet_coke_and_mentos_enema-0b9l.html</link>
<description>Thatll clean your colon out nice.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/3f0k4799b3ahb31b_08.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Diet coke and mentos enema</media:title>
<media:description>Thatll clean your colon out nice.</media:description>
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<title>Dude gets mugged by bicycle thugs</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Dude_gets_mugged_by_bicycle_thugs-iec8.html</link>
<description>As anyone whos ever driven in a city knows, bikers suck.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/a54fge771gi4afdh.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Dude gets mugged by bicycle thugs</media:title>
<media:description>As anyone whos ever driven in a city knows, bikers suck.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Wtf geico commercial</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Wtf_geico_commercial-8cce.html</link>
<description>Ive never associated maple syrup and car insurance together... until now...</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/hcd3i9hhbh9b89hh.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Wtf geico commercial</media:title>
<media:description>Ive never associated maple syrup and car insurance together... until now...</media:description>
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<title>Crazy bitch runs girl over</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Crazy_bitch_runs_girl_over-1kki.html</link>
<description>Dont be around your boyfriends ex-girlfriends car if you want to live.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/f7fafg659lg345e4.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Crazy bitch runs girl over</media:title>
<media:description>Dont be around your boyfriends ex-girlfriends car if you want to live.</media:description>
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<title>Crazy bitch gets curbed</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Crazy_bitch_gets_curbed-kb82.html</link>
<description>I thought women were suppose to take their clothes off to win the approval of their peers, not do stupid jackass shit like this?</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/7hc46gek3cfacl4g.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Crazy bitch gets curbed</media:title>
<media:description>I thought women were suppose to take their clothes off to win the approval of their peers, not do stupid jackass shit like this?</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Raccoons are assholes</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Raccoons_are_assholes-l534.html</link>
<description>What kind of stupid animal eats drywall for fun?  Raccoons, apparently.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/gdeib7g95i1i0gf8_12.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Raccoons are assholes</media:title>
<media:description>What kind of stupid animal eats drywall for fun?  Raccoons, apparently.</media:description>
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<title>White trash street fight</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/White_trash_street_fight-a9j5.html</link>
<description>Probably fighting over who ate the last microwave corndog.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/k1k79j43ehe535li_13.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>White trash street fight</media:title>
<media:description>Probably fighting over who ate the last microwave corndog.</media:description>
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<title>Baracky ii</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Baracky_ii-0fgg.html</link>
<description>Im going to hear everything McCain says in Mr. Ts voice from here on out.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/ij92i7ad8if0d94k_12.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Baracky ii</media:title>
<media:description>Im going to hear everything McCain says in Mr. Ts voice from here on out.</media:description>
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<title>Mullet jesus headbutts a phone</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Mullet_jesus_headbutts_a_phone-dj8c.html</link>
<description>That phone must be who snitched on him and got him sent to prison.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/fgdjgi7lfkblfeaf.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Mullet jesus headbutts a phone</media:title>
<media:description>That phone must be who snitched on him and got him sent to prison.</media:description>
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<title>Ax to foot</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Ax_to_foot-f460.html</link>
<description>It takes a special genius to try and climb a half-fallen, unstable tree.  It takes an even specialer genius to swing an ax at his foot.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/hdc1dgdifl4eifgg.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Ax to foot</media:title>
<media:description>It takes a special genius to try and climb a half-fallen, unstable tree.  It takes an even specialer genius to swing an ax at his foot.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Swing takes kid out</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Swing_takes_kid_out-2gd7.html</link>
<description>I knew a kid in middle school who chipped his tooth this way.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/ebec6962dbj08ef4_03.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Swing takes kid out</media:title>
<media:description>I knew a kid in middle school who chipped his tooth this way.</media:description>
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<title>Cop confiscates punks skateboard</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Cop_confiscates_punks_skateboard-4b3k.html</link>
<description>No Fourth Amendment rights for you.  Not yours.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/bkgef1g24e9iki66_14.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Cop confiscates punks skateboard</media:title>
<media:description>No Fourth Amendment rights for you.  Not yours.</media:description>
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<title>Cheapass lamborghini driver</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Cheapass_lamborghini_driver-9jk5.html</link>
<description>So you can afford a Lamborghini, but you have to get your water from a public fountain?  Youre doing something wrong.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/ildjj6fd284cj8d7.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Cheapass lamborghini driver</media:title>
<media:description>So you can afford a Lamborghini, but you have to get your water from a public fountain?  Youre doing something wrong.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Why is the rum gone?</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Why_is_the_rum_gone-1l8e.html</link>
<description>Life without rum is a horrible thing.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/e366l134ha9975c4_15.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Why is the rum gone?</media:title>
<media:description>Life without rum is a horrible thing.</media:description>
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<title>Brawl on bus</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Brawl_on_bus-jk8b.html</link>
<description>This is when the bus driver should jam the accelerator down and bail out.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/21cc49lef9a4247c.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Brawl on bus</media:title>
<media:description>This is when the bus driver should jam the accelerator down and bail out.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Turkish cops beat a guy</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Turkish_cops_beat_a_guy-f919.html</link>
<description>Thats nothing compared to the beating with rods hes going to get in Turkish prison.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/g3h3f1b1l06j2k62.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Turkish cops beat a guy</media:title>
<media:description>Thats nothing compared to the beating with rods hes going to get in Turkish prison.</media:description>
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<title>Monument causes chaos</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Monument_causes_chaos-0bb9.html</link>
<description>They need to build a monument to the setting-up of this monument now...</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Monument causes chaos</media:title>
<media:description>They need to build a monument to the setting-up of this monument now...</media:description>
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<title>Man almost taken out in parking lot</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Man_almost_taken_out_in_parking_lot-2fa4.html</link>
<description>Getting run over at 2 miles an hour would be kind of embarrassing.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Man almost taken out in parking lot</media:title>
<media:description>Getting run over at 2 miles an hour would be kind of embarrassing.</media:description>
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<title>Obamarolld</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Obamarolld-1i66.html</link>
<description>Barack Obama will never give you up or let you down.  Cant say that for John McCain.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Obamarolld</media:title>
<media:description>Barack Obama will never give you up or let you down.  Cant say that for John McCain.</media:description>
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<title>Attack of the alien shark</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Attack_of_the_alien_shark-c5ji.html</link>
<description>Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Attack of the alien shark</media:title>
<media:description>Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.</media:description>
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<title>Pedestrian taken out by speeding car</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Pedestrian_taken_out_by_speeding_car-9131.html</link>
<description>If the name of the game is bowling for pedestrians, that driver picked up a nice spare.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Pedestrian taken out by speeding car</media:title>
<media:description>If the name of the game is bowling for pedestrians, that driver picked up a nice spare.</media:description>
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<title>Tornado hits polish bus</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Tornado_hits_polish_bus-81bd.html</link>
<description>I hope no one got turned into sausage.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Tornado hits polish bus</media:title>
<media:description>I hope no one got turned into sausage.</media:description>
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<title>Cops break up vicious road rage fight</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Cops_break_up_vicious_road_rage_fight-d846.html</link>
<description>These people must feel pretty stupid now for having had something to get this angry about back when gas was under $3 a gallon.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Cops break up vicious road rage fight</media:title>
<media:description>These people must feel pretty stupid now for having had something to get this angry about back when gas was under $3 a gallon.</media:description>
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<title>Idiot burns out into parked car</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Idiot_burns_out_into_parked_car-bf3c.html</link>
<description>Its required that you do burnouts in a crowded parking lot before theyll give you your "Hey Im A Retard!" certificate.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Idiot burns out into parked car</media:title>
<media:description>Its required that you do burnouts in a crowded parking lot before theyll give you your "Hey Im A Retard!" certificate.</media:description>
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<title>Tiger woods is jesus</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Tiger_woods_is_jesus-1e3a.html</link>
<description>Hes just that good.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Tiger woods is jesus</media:title>
<media:description>Hes just that good.</media:description>
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<title>Huge school of sharks startle swimmer</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Huge_school_of_sharks_startle_swimmer-hdfc.html</link>
<description>I think I saw the water get pretty brown the minute she realized she was wading through a few dozen sharks.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Huge school of sharks startle swimmer</media:title>
<media:description>I think I saw the water get pretty brown the minute she realized she was wading through a few dozen sharks.</media:description>
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